Welcome to the Stuff and Things Company
We Print Punchlines
At the Stuff and Things Company, we stitch sarcasm, sketch silliness, and screenprint stupidity — all on high-quality cotton.
Our tees are the unofficial uniform of weird uncles, pun enthusiasts, and folks who point at their chest when they don’t want to explain a joke.
Our Origin Story
Somewhere between a printer jam and a cheesy pun, this brand was born. We thought: “What if your shirt said what you’re too tired to?” So we did that. Repeatedly.
It started with a busted office printer, a stack of rejected designs, and one too many bad puns shouted across the room. Inspiration struck somewhere between frustration and a caffeine crash. What if our clothes could carry our sarcasm, our weird thoughts, our not-so-inner monologue?
We weren’t trying to change the world. We just wanted to make people laugh — or at least double-take at the grocery store.
So we picked up the softest shirts we could find, slapped our loudest thoughts on them, and hit print. Now we’re a small team of mildly over-caffeinated creatives, turning brain farts into wearable statements.
This isn’t just fashion. It’s therapy. It’s a cry for help. It’s a lifestyle.
And it’s probably printed crooked.
Pun. Print.
Repeat.
Original designs you won’t find in aisle 7.
We like soft. You will too.
Soft shirts that cuddle you harder than your ex ever did.
Shirts that say what you think.
Shirts that spark conversations. Or arguments. Or both.
Ready to wear your thoughts?
